i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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