Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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