i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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