I'm drive I can fine osifer
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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