Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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