By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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