Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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