Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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