I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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