what if I'm pregnant?
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I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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