Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
this just has baby written all over it
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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