Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
