i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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