Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
