i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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