just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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