Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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