Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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