You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
