So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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