I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I think my moral compass just broke
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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