he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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