I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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