Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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