Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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