I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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