well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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