Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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