I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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