I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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