What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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