dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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