So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Randomize
