She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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