yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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