with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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