Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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