question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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