i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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