when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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