the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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