She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
