I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We just shotgunned beers for America
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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