Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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