I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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