Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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