you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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