i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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