Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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