Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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