dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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