yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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