You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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